Friends..

Well. aku ada byk benda utk keep in touch with my friends..
macam forum aku , website aku , friendster , myspace , cicrles99 and instant messaging (yahoo and msn …btw i am not the big fan of aol ).

emm…
hari nie merupakan hari yg aku tak percaya..
Aku telah chat ngan kawan aku dan juga teman seprmainan aku dan totalnya adalarh 23 orunk dan bayangkan serving atau layan orunk seramai 17 orunk serentak . hahaa
jadi gila aku !!

anyway , aku akan jadi sibuk time cuti nie pasal ada byk activity…
:p

oh..
aku juga skang minat main gitar..
Aku hanya sekadar main suka 2x takderlarh sampai hardcore dan aku hanya minat utk mainkan lagu system of a down and linkin park jer..
so , takderlarh sampai kena belajar dia punyer tab and all that…
Kalo camtue mampuslarh aku …

n

Bulletin from friendster

haha.Check it out…

Message: WaD hApPeNs..WhEn uR pArEnTs cATch u
HaViN SeX…

Message: U and ur boyfriend/girlfriend making
love in
the room and suddenly his/her parents came in
and saw u two(oh o!).

Write whats the first thing come into your mind
and first thing u say.

PuMBaA — > hakunamatata !!! i will quickly use
blanket cover myself ! bluehz ;p

BaByKaiLaN – wat else are there to say other
than “…….” hahahaha dam its a screwed up
situation!!

JeSs a.k.a DrEaMeR..—>FuCK yOu lAH..KnOcK nExT
tYmE!~

deXteR`z a.k.a JoN —> yoooo ! wassup wanna
join? aahhaa mayb i will say do u mind ? i have
stuff 2 settle ! aahahhaah WOOooOTTT

NuFarIouzs .. < ath > —> erm… she’s a
gurl !! so sweet !

farah.osama.ain —> wut else is there 2 do…?
dey surely will be super crazy madly angy…juz
pray laa dat u’lll still get money from dem n if
not.. pray 2 go 2 heaven coz dey may kill u….
hehe

.sara.bells. –> ooo fcuking hell…they’ll
definitely kick me out of the hse or
worse…they
gonna kill me…but I wont do it in my hse…do
it sumwhere…in a 5* hotel room mayb…MUAHAHA!!

S.h.MuNiRah –> hmm its a tough 1…erm, i’d
hide
my bf under da blanket n if they ask me wats
under it, i’d just say it was just my big teddy
bear=) lol…

Ricardo Armand Diaz – i’ll ask my dad to go get
the video cam n i’ll ask my mum to b the
director n ask what positions i should do. then
i juz continue banging my bitch. hahaha!

syarul akila- “oppss.. hehe.. hey aunty, hey
uncle…kantoi.. hehe, i’ll be leaving soon..”

MooNShE BoNeS – “ohh hie mum,hie dad,this is ma
gurl…we were just catchin up on
things..huehuehue..n after that ill probably got
shot by a 25.gauge shotgun..hahahaha(good luck 2
those happens 2 kantoi…

AhTeng – ” It Wasn’t Me!!! ”

||evyn|| – ” OOps..hi mum..hi dad..!!!”

felix mookie – uh daym~ oh mum, dad.. jz let me
finish.. then we’ll hve talk afterwards okay 🙂

dell: dun worry ma & pa, ure not gonna be
grandparents so soon, we practise safe sex. >:)

Periksa la plak !!!

Well aku ada periksa minggu depan.
Actually darh start minggu lepas cuma aku maleh nak tulis.
Anyway , aku ada buat improvement pasal web aku dan dijangk siap time cuti panjang…

Oleh disebabkan ada peperiksaan..aku ada beberapa informasi utk menipu maser peperiksaan atau ujian.Anyway , cara2x ini hanya boleh dibuat kart sekolah yg membenarkan membawa benda 2x cam walkmen , handphone dan sebagainya.
Lagipun , aku dpt nih dlm bhs Inggeris.Dan yg penting sekali , anda dah besar..dan anda patut tau apa benda yg boleh dan apa benda yg x boleh dibuat time periksa…
Happy reading…

*********************How to Cheat************************************

When I was in school so many students were caught cheating, the administration instituted a zero-tolerance policy to discourage the practice. Fewer students were caught, but that didn’t mean there were fewer cheaters. Thanks to common technology most students have in their pockets, the art of cheating has merely become harder to detect.

Cellular cheating

With new technology comes new ways to cheat, and cellphones are one of the most popular tools used by today’s cheater. For example, one student taking a text gets stumped on a question. All he has to do is snap a picture of the test using his camera phone and send it to his buddy outside class. The buddy then sends a text message back with a list of corresponding answers. It’s that simple.

Musical mischief

The iPod, everyone’s favorite MP3 player, is quickly becoming one of the favorite tools in the cheater’s toolbox. Many professors let students listen to music while they take tests because music helps some people focus, but have you noticed how many students have those miniature tape recorders on their desks for lectures? Just take a recorded lecture and put it into MP3 format. Then use an iPod to listen to the answers. If you’re really crafty and able to get a copy of the test ahead of time, the iPod can also act as a crib sheet. Just program in the answers as the names of songs, and the iPod will scroll that information across its screen while you rock out and ace the test.

Got a light?

Snooping through a teacher’s desk will sometimes score you an opportunity to see the test ahead of time. But if you take the teacher’s copy, she’ll know the test has been compromised and she’ll almost certainly change the questions. Some college students smoke, and some are pyromaniacs, but either way, a student carrying a Zippo lighter is rarely given a second glance these days. This is where ThinkGeek’s James Bond Stealth Camera comes in. It looks like a regular Zippo lighter, but open that baby up and inside is a camera capable of taking 150 pictures at 640×480. Take those pictures home and start memorizing answers.

A frickin’ laser!

Even those annoying laser pointers have a place in the cheater’s arsenal. Most classrooms have words and numbers written on the chalkboard or around the room. Whether it’s a flyer for an upcoming activity, an analog clock at the front of the class, or simply a time written on the chalkboard to indicate when the test is over, those words and numbers become the ammunition the cheater needs. This is at least a two-person job. One student who studied for the test or at least got the answers for it ahead of time gets the laser pointer. He uses it to make two circles, one around a number in the room, and another around a letter in a word. These two circles indicate the question number and answer. Most teachers won’t catch on since most of them will be looking at a book, a magazine, or the students themselves, not at the wall behind them. The other student just follows the bouncing light.

Mentos: the test maker

This is my favorite. A simple pack of Mentos can easily become one of the best ways to cheat. All you have to do is carefully peel off the Mentos wrapper and take it to a scanner. Scan it with a resolution of at least 600 dpi, then carefully modify the ingredients section on the label using any graphic-editing program. The sky’s the limit as to what you can type in that ingredients section — math formulas, a miniaturized study guide. The only limit here is your creativity, the quality of your printer, and your eyesight. Print it out on shiny brochure paper for an authentic appearance and leave it out on your desk for all the class to see. Hell, offer some to the teacher out of common courtesy.

In conclusion…

I won’t tell you not to cheat. Besides, by now you should already know not to. You found this article and learned its ways by simply clicking a link. Chances are your teacher did too. He’ll be keeping an eye out for these tricks, so don’t use them, kiddies. It’ll get you kicked out of school and leave you living on the street, drinking the bum wine for the rest of your days.

Diambil dari sau sumber rahsia…^_^

Photographer Skool

well..
Utk pengetahuan , aku join kelab majalah skool.
Aku ditugaskan dlm bahagian ko-kurikulum dan fotografi…(dan bukannya pornografi)….

So , minggu lepas kart skool aku ada pertandingan membuat cd-rom dan juga kuiz peringkat daerah klang..

so , byk giler gambar aku tangkap…
dan ada 2-3 tiga kenalan yg aku dpt….

skool aku menang tempat ke-2 dlm pretandingan membuat cd-rom yg diwakili oleh Ju Chin , Fong Wei Jiunn dan juga ada satu abg nih..(aku darh lupa)

itu shj-larh laporan ku…
-Maleh nak tulis panjang2-

***Fairyland***
Sejak dpt streamyx , aku asyik2 main game nih.
Game nih mmg besh giler.Ada pets sbg pembantu dan juga skill2 yg besh2 (hampir sama cam game ragnarok tapi ragnarok kena bayar tiap2 bulan).

***Palm ( handheld device)***
maser skool aku ader pertandingan biologi tue…Aku ada jumpa satu budak nih..Dia ada Palm sendiri..So , akuy kater kart dier yg aku nak pinjam jap dier nyer…
Dier bagi kart aku..

Aku mmg excited giler pasal aku mmg dah lama nak pegang benda nih..Aku hanya mamppu tengok kart TechTV jer….
So , apa yg aku nampak besh kart situ adalarh music player(realone player) , sms device(menggunakan bluetooth) dan macam2 lagi.Tapi kalo nak tulis dokumen tue susah sikit larh pasal kena pakai stylus(pen yg tak berdakwat).
Aku rasa aku nak larh benda nih….
:p

.:eNd:.